Things Younger Than John McCain

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THINGS YOUNGER THAN REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE (OH, AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION “WAR HERO”?) JOHN MCCAIN (AM I BEING “AGE-IST”? PROBABLY. BUT THE WORLD IS A PRETTY COMPLICATED PLACE RIGHT NOW AND I’M THINKING THAT IT’S NOT SUCH A GREAT TIME TO ELECT OUR OLDEST PRESIDENT EVER. SO SUE ME).

 

Actually, pretty amazing. Here’s a partial list, all things younger than John McCain:

THE COBB SALAD.

DEFIBRILLATION (ON PEOPLE).

THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE.

THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.

SCIENTOLOGY.

THE SLINKY.

SPAM.

KODACHROME.

PAT BUCHANAN.

ALASKA.

PLUTONIUM.

BUGS BUNNY.

BOTH OF BARACK OBAMA’S PARENTS.

THE POLIO VACCINE.

McDONALD’S.

THE AARP.



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