Can I Hire You?

Would You Like Some Bitter Irony With That, Sir?

 

 

Uh… yeah. Like, please.

I write.¹   I design webs.²   I play piano.   I quote Freud a lot.³

If any of those would help you out, give the station manager a call and let’s talk.

 

 

 

Notes:

1. I want to make one thing absolutely, perfectly clear, with regard to writing: I am a greedy whore. I’ll write anything, anything. Gimme a shot. [↩]
2. Latest Web Site [↩]
3. “Hysterics suffer mainly from reminisces.” — Freud [↩]